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At home I have not posted because Learn library still, not my person, and his reading and censorship, our director, did not think she would have approved of this: The patient was transported by ambulance with a 12-inch (30 cm) artificial member stuck in her ass. 2 hours after the extraction, she was again delivered with the same diagnosis, gatherings because gatherings "now I suppose to develop a hole." read more patient with open fractures of both hands, accompanied gatherings by circulatory disorders, trying to do masturbation as a distraction from the pain. Not the best idea. A guy came home after a night in the billiard room, not to wear a belt, and drove into a pole. It is unclear how this happened, but it ended stick in the ass. And again on the scene, our friend - 30-inch artificial penis. Marine during sex games with his wife managed to shove it up your ass with a stop placed on the incorrect end specifically to prevent similar incidents. To avoid scandal, came to the civil hospital where the doctor has a resolution on "non-urgent" and still sent it to the native army. Favorite explanation patients regarding foreign bodies in the rectum, "it stood on the floor, and I slipped and fell on him." Most often it comes with shampoo bottles. With 30-centimeter dildo such explanations certainly do not roll. When a patient is currently stuck there ping-pong ball, it soon found that to get it back is not easy. Round and slippery ball avoided any attempt to remove gatherings it. Then make a patient realized cement enema to lock the goddamn gatherings toy. Removed the frozen modernistic sculpture doctor already under anesthesia. gatherings Man stoned him at least obkurennaya girlfriend convinced that entering into a member of battery acid mixed with baking soda, you can get eternal risers. More guy stand nothing.
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